Listen to "The Convict Report Episode 5: Return of the Planet of the Apes" on Spreaker.

The-Dingoes Gustav, Mammon, Aussie-Tory, Dave and lyovmyshkin get together to discuss Antipodean goings-on in our fifth episode.

Show Notes
  • 0:00:00 Intro
  • 0:01:10 New current years getting vibrant
  • 0:02:30 Singtel's Multi-Kulti Signalling
  • 0:10:41 Australia's 'gift'
  • 0:13:23 History of anti-white pollies
  • 0:20:30 Adam Goodes (peace be upon him)
  • 0:27:00 Lindt siege
  • 0:33:47 Trumpery
  • 0:40:50 Cologne attacks
  • 0:49:00 Islam is not enough
  • 0:58:00 Feminists for 'female genital modification'
  • 1:03:00 Newtown, lockouts and 'coward punches'
  • 1:09:06 Zyzz (peace be upon him)
  • 1:12:28 Abbot's farewell song
  • 1:21:55 Gayle and PoCs vs Women for biggest victims
  • 1:38:50 Question from a listener - moving to the country
  • 1:50:51 Predictions for the current year
  • 1:59:03 Myshkin and Tory sing some Aussie classics
  • 2:09:10 Neocohen economics gets bowtied
  • 2:21:25 Aus Navy Official Taqquiya Twitter Account