Pack a pipe and don your best Harris tweed (leather elbow patches are optional) as you listen to us discuss Owen Stanley's novel The Missionaries. Worry not about spoilers as you'll want to have a read yourself after hearing a few lulzy quotes. Afterwards we go through the news week where ethnic MPs do their darnedest best to ruin whatever good remains in Australia. Bonus: Berber and Uighur allies of colour to People of Whiteness.