With Christmas just around the corner, Saint Vic and Santa's Little Jelqer have made a list and they've checked it twice and everyone on the right side of history will be getting some presents. The conservatives were supposed to get coal but that would have been a PR nightmare for the KnockOff brand.

We've been getting requests for a PO box from our Grey Army of listeners so they can send us Chrissy-Cards but for now you'll have to scan them and email them (or any other inquiries) to knockoffshow@gmail.com or @knockoffshow on twitter.